Showing posts with label 1-Star. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1-Star. Show all posts

Monday, December 7, 2009

GA: Geijutsuka Art Design Class


GA is a class that specializes in the arts at Ayanoi High School. Kisaragi, Nodamiki, Kyoju, Tomokane and Namiko are a group of five friends who have colorful adventures and learn about art techniques.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Phantom: Requiem for the Phantom


A spate of mafia assassinations occurs in America, the work of the mysterious organization named Inferno. "Phantom" is their most strongest and capable assassin, however a lone tourist witnesses Phantom's latest act of murder. He unwittingly exposes the top assassin's true identity, a young girl named Ein. Witnesses are usually killed, but the man is captured and taken to be brainwashed into "Zwei", Inferno's newest assassin, with no memory of who he is. From this point on, Zwei is drawn into a world of conspiracy, deceit and violence.
Source: AnimeNewsNetwork.com

Saturday, October 17, 2009

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Season 2


On the first day of high school a beautiful girl named Haruhi Suzumiya introduces herself as having "no interest in ordinary humans". She asks for any aliens, time travelers, sliders or espers to join her. Watching her weird behaviour is Kyon who sits in front of Haruhi and is the only person who talks to her. When Kyon comments about Haruhi's joining every club in school and then quitting he unwittingly gives Haruhi an idea to start her own after school club. Thereafter Kyon and several others find themselves dragged, literally, into the Save our world by Overloading it with fun Suzumiya Haruhi's Brigade (the S.O.S. Brigade for short).
Source: AnimeNewsNetwork.com

Monday, September 21, 2009

Time to Clear the Closet

Holidays come, Holidays go... So does OVA's. Well, most of them anyway. :p


Strike witches OVA
- I didn’t make it pass the 10 minutes mark and I’m supposed to be a big fan of Strike Witches. Guess not -.-“

Rating: 1-Star
Torrents: Strike-Subs


Inukami (Movie)
- I downloaded this expecting to see white haired fox-man and girl and samurai like setting among other things. Only after 3 minutes did I realize that was InuYasha… Not Inukami! So instead, I got 20 minutes worth of fanservice, bad comedy and a total of 5 minutes worth of watchable scenes that didn’t make my eyes bleed.

Rating: 2-Stars
Torrents: Mendoi & Shinsen


Yurumates
- I have no idea what I expected so much when starting Yurumates. Turned out to be among the hardest animes I’ve had to sit through. It’s been a long time I’ve been so fidgety while watching an anime. Restless enough to do a photoshoot of random items while Yurumates was running.

Rating: 1-Star
Torrents: Frostii


Cybord She (Live Movie)
- Despite having a slow start to mid point; The ending was superb! Seriously! I won't even try to express how good the ending was. I'm not saying it was a happy ending... I'm not saying it's sad either. I'm just saying it's good. Something you would feel as when you listen to Hatsune Miku's - Last night, Good Night

Rating: 4-Stars
Torrent: CoWRY
Subtitles: Opensubtitles.org


K-On! Special
- Hmm... This is suppose to be funny right?

Rating: 1-Star
Torrents: Chihiro


Kaiketsu Zorori
- Hmm... 1993. Lol. I really wanted to try this out, but just couldn't bring myself to it. Dropped...

Torrents: Alopex


Galaxy Express 999 (Movie)
- I know most animes fans will shun me for this. But I dropped it. Just too old skool for me.

Torrents: Live-Evil


Queen's Blade OVA 02
- Boobs, Boobs and Boobs. -.-"

Rating: 1-Star
Torrents: SubsFuckingWhere


Amored Trooper Votoms - Big Battle (Movie)
- Other than the irritating machine gun sounds which repeats and repeats and repeats at the final battle, I enjoyed this. It still ain't no 4-Stars though. Classic mech battle with damsel in distress. Nostalgic...
Warning: Not recommended for epilepsy viewers. Flash overload at final scene.
Rating: 3-Stars

Rating: 3-Stars
Torrents: Shinsen

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Tayutama - Kiss on my Deity



At Yachimata, there is a legend of a deity named Tayutayu-sama who protected the area, but this deity and other so-called "Tayutai" have been lost in time. Mito and his friends discover a relic on the school grounds with mysterious patterns on them. Then, at the opening ceremony of the new school year, an equally mysterious girl named Mashiro appears before Mito. Mashiro is somehow tied to the relic and the legend of Tayutayu-sama.
Source: AnimeNewsNetwork.com



Talk about perfect timing.

In episode 1, everything was well. There were comedy, spirits /deities/Tayutai/whatever you want to call em, your usual moe goddess, a typical tsundere, the blur looking best friend who always manage to seem more interesting than the lead male. Nothing worth mentioning, but rule of thumb, always watch more than the first episode before dismissing an anime. And since I enjoyed the comedy in the first ep, as predictable as it was*, I decided to continue with the following episode.

Then episode 2 came, it took a deeeeeeeeep dive as I tried to keep myself interested. That episode was about Mashiro wanted to attend school.

“Oh man! Please don’t do another school “life” story!”

I needed something refreshing and moe + school just wasn’t it. Few minutes later Mashiro was accepted to school, attends the first class and was chatting with other classmates feeling welcomed.


Admire the Pancaked face which some call animation. And the cockroach head too.

Next, Mashiro’s hairy ears caught the attention of her classmates and she accidentally reveals her tail too (she’s a fox-like spirit by the way). Seeing this, the classmates got scared and backed away as Mashiro is again reminded by the difference between a Tayutai and humans. Mashiro starts feeling lonely as she faces isolation. Perfect timing indeed as I was just reaching for the fast forward button on my player.

This short minute was what made me NOT skip and continue on with the rest of the series. It gave me hope that this anime was not completely mindless moe and could possibly pull something off emotionally.


How long has it been since a male lead drives a “cool” bike? GTO? Ah My Goddess? Possibly the only "cool" scene the lead has for the entire series.

Then the “Kirukami (a.k.a. Mashiro) Vs other 3 strongest Tayutais” plot came to light by episode 3 and it became horrendous. Paving the way for utter Crap-dom. Needed to pop an aspirin before I could continue on with episode 7. The expired sushi I had didn’t help with the situation either. Literally.


Even the preview scenes with the cat were better

In episode 8, Uryuu died and I started enjoying it again. Remember about the perfect timing I was talking about earlier? Screw that, by the end of episode 9, I hopefully thought that since the Mashiro vs Tayutai plot has ended, this anime actually felt enjoyable again. Tayutama might still be able to salvage what’s left of its remaining episodes!

Well, apparently not, Mr. Dragon (literally his name right?) decides to make a comeback which tops all bad Elvis spottings. Standing on top of a pole, talking to the moon, posing like the gay that he is and BAM! End of episode along with all hopes of salvation.



At one point, Mito and Mashiro exchanged words which were so inspiring and managed to touch me deeply... BALLLZ!!! Haven’t felt such a load of pointless banter in a while.

“In my eyes, you are human enough”
“Since you believe in me, I will also believe in you” (Hmm... Is it me or does this sound like someone GAR? :p)
“I won’t let Machiro be alone again”
“Please believe me”
“I’m really sorry”

And to think I though Naruto Shippudden 106-112 was bad. Well, Tayutama is not that bad but it sure came pretty close. At one point, I actually wished Tayutama had fanservice.

Blur: So… I watched Tayutama the other day.
Gummi Bear: What? How could you watch that crap?
Blur: As if you never watched crap animes
Gummi Bear: Well at least the crap I watched had fanservice.
Blur: ...


See my point?

Tentacles and Uniforms but no fanservice



The ONLY good thing about Tayutama is its music. It had a rather standard but still wonderful BGM. The type which would work in probably any anime. As for it's opening and closing, also good, but wouldn't recommend listening to it too often at any given time. Approaches boredom pretty fast.

Mediocrity is an understatement when it comes to Tayutama. All I can hope for now is that no lives were lost in the making (or fansubbing) of this anime. If any did, R.I.P…






No amount of Ultraman posing could have saved this anime

Tayutama - Kiss on my Deity
Rating: 1-Star
Torrents: Ayako

* I am starting to develop a shitty habit. I’m starting to voice out my predictions randomly at the monitor when watching animes. Some are simple and short like “Date Masamune’s gonna come kick your shiny little butt” but some can go like “Mio’s gonna go to the local conbi, buy a lot of yaoi and fold paper planes out of them. But will probably run into Yui before that and give a lame excuse for the yaoi’s she’s carrying before giving Yui a wedgy and running off”.

By now I am thinking I need to spend more time interacting with actual live humans instead of staring at the monitor every little chance I get. Lol!